Welcome to MonstPark, a Slumber Island Theme Park

20 Jan, 2026

I've discovered that, unfortunately, I can't have people visit my Slumber Island without being actually on there myself. And what with time zones and whatnot, I just don't know if I'll ever be able to be online at the same time with everyone to run around my park.

So, instead, here's my travel brochure.

Welcome to MonstPark! The finest theme park in the land! I hope you're ready for excitement!

Screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons, showing Slothra, wearing a python-skin jacket, a pair of black jeans and boots, and a pair of wraparound sunglasses, standing in the middle of a large theme park arch.

Enjoy some delicious snacks! We have all the candyfloss you could eat, fantastic popcorn, and fortune cookies!

Slothra is standing behind a line of colourful roses, a cotton candy machine, a popcorn machine, and a fortune cookie stall.

And we have rides! Go on the teacups! Or ride the train!

Slothra is standing next to a spinning tea cups ride. There is also a train engine ride behind the tea cups and a clock tower and signpost to the left.

If you brought the tiny children, we have a great little section for them! Seesaws! Horsey rides! A house!

Slothra is standing in a small section with a plastic kiddie house behind them, two horse riders on either side, and a plastic seesaw in front.

Ride the carousel!

Slothra is standing next to a carousel.

Ride the Ferris Wheel and then take a break with some fresh oven-baked pizza!

Slothra is standing in the middle of a pizzeria, the stall with pizza and a speaker to their left and a brick pizza oven to the right. Behind them is a Ferris Wheel.

Try your luck with our gachapon and crane machines! A prize every time!

Slothra is standing in front of a row of seven crane machines, with carp streamers behind the machines. To the right is a selection of eight gachapon machines, arranged in a square.

Or play our games!

Slothra is standing in front of a range of games, including a shooting gallery, a pinball machine, an electronic dartboard, a Lego arcade game, and a Pocket Camp slot machine.

See what science can do in our Jurassic Park! (And if you need a break, our restrooms are clean and comfortable!)

Slothra is standing next to a fenced-off area, which contains little tyrannosaurus rex dinosaurs. To the left, there's a row of toilet stalls and a phone box.

Looking for something a little less dangerous? Try our cat café!

Slothra is standing in the middle of a fenced-off area that has a comfy couch, a tea seat on a table, and five cat plushes lying on the ground. The cats also have a litter tray, a bed, a food dish, and a cat tower.

Or are you brave enough to face...THE HAUNTED HOUSE.

Slothra is standing in front of a dark house. There are stacks of jack-o-lanterns and black roses around them.

Be terrified in our Séance Room!

Slothra stands behind a table with a crystal ball on top. Around them are skeletons, glowing orbs, plasma balls, and other spooky materials.

Get creepy in our CCTV Room!

Slothra stands in a room covered in CCTV television screens. There is a single chair in the middle.

Watch out in our Murder Room! That Wallopoid is waiting!

Slothra stands in a white tiled room bathed in an eerie green light. There are knife racks, a shower, and CCTV cameras on the walls. There is a large oil drum boiler, a sink, an anatomical model, and a gurney bed around the room. There's also a Wallopoid gyrating frantically on a wooden stool.

Come up to our Attic, there's nothing happening up here! Nothing being summoned! Nope!

Glothra is standing in an attic room where there's a large chalk symbol drawn on the floor. There are candles and dolls arranged around the symbol, with a skeleton in the middle and a television behind the skeleton. There are also skeletons, toys, dummies, and anatomical figures around the room.

Did they move the headstones in the Basement? Not all of them!

Slothra stands in a dark graveyard, with gravestones, glowing green mushrooms, glowing moss hanging from the ceiling, skeletons, a skull with glowing red eyes, and a dark deep stone well right in the middle.

We'll see you, though. We'll see you in the sycamore trees.

Slothra sits on a black leather sofa in the Red Room from Twin Peaks. There's another black leather sofa, a table with a metal lamp, another table with a single coffee mug, and the Venus de Milo statue behind them.

Ooof! We'll need something calming after that! Thankfully, there are plenty of scenic views!

Slothra is standing on the rocks at the very far north east of the island, next to two tourist telescopes.

And balloons to buy!

Slothra is standing next to a balloon stand, with plenty of balloons for sale.

Let the kids play on our supervised beachside playground!

Slothra is standing next to a three large tyre seats, a jungle gym, and a kiddie car. There is also a lifeguard seat above all of these.

While you relax by the pool!

Slothra stands partially in the ocean to show off several beach towels to the right, as well as a plastic kiddie pool and a larger tiled pool.

Just watch out for our daily Gundam vs Kaiju fight!

Slothra stands in front of a large volcano. In front of the volcano, there's a small passenger train. To the left of the volcano is a large silver Gundam. To the right of the volcano is Godzilla. And there's a toy helicopter in the air up by the Gundam.

That's MonstPark! We have everything you could want! And FUN FUN FUN!

Slothra is standing next to a gigantic pink inflated cartoon elephant. There is also a lighthouse in the back.

(If I do ever decide to have people visit, I'll mention it on Bluesky and Mastodon. See you then!)

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